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Witty Yeti Super Hilarious Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Family-Friendly Novelty Notes for Pranking Idiot Parkers. Christmas Stocking Stuffers.
Don't get mad at parking lot idiots - instead, get even using our 50-pack of family-friendly bad parking revenge cards! Put down the keys and pick up one of our offensive parking cards for vengeance that won't end with a visit from the police. You'll enjoy sweet revenge, while your target is forced to recognize how stupidly they parked. With our assorted set of sayings, there's a priceless insult for everyone!
No pen, no problem! We've already written the insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card right under their car's windshield wiper and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Ruin that motorcycle maniac's day and let them feel your rage with a unique mean message of choice.
Are these cards safe for work? Absolutely! These non-vulgar cards are family friendly, perfect for using on your dumb coworkers who just can't stay between the lines at the office. Looking for something extra spicy? We offer a crude 18+ edition for when kid-friendly and clean doesn't cut it.
Some of our smash hit phrases include: "Maybe buy a coloring book, so you can practice staying in the lines." Or, "Expensive European car? You look rich, so do us all a favor and buy yourself some parking lessons." And our personal favorite: "I'm not even mad. This parking job is so bad, I'm actually impressed. I've seen my dog puke up things that look better than your parking job."
What's in the box? You'll receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 various phrases. It's the perfect prank that poorly parked punk! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The joke's on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving troublemaker when they find your sassy citation!
Equip your mini-van for major revenge. People that can't park driving your family crazy? Teach those double-parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid-approved insults! Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips.
We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all our cool Witty Yeti gag gifts, pranks, and novelty goods. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
Bulk pack = massive payback. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards featuring 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot? These profanity-free tickets (probably) won't get you in trouble with HR!
Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive-aggressive men, women, or angsty teens. PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK today!
product information:
| Attribute | Value | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| product_dimensions | 3.8 x 2.6 x 1 inches | ||||
| item_weight | 3.52 ounces | ||||
| item_model_number | passive aggressive car revenge present | ||||
| manufacturer_recommended_age | 16 years and up | ||||
| best_sellers_rank | #74,073 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games) #653 in Gags & Practical Joke Toys | ||||
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| is_discontinued_by_manufacturer | No | ||||
| department | mens | ||||
| manufacturer | Witty Yeti |
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