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Honey Dew Gifts Funny Inappropriate Towels, 100% Cotton Multi-Purpose Towel
The Honey Dew Gifts' "I Do Not Spew Profanities. I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A Fucking Lady!" dish towels are a great addition to any kitchen, bathroom, or pantry area, making them a sure hit for anyone who sees them. These funny kitchen decor items are made of 100 percent cotton with high-quality printing and perfect stitching, ensuring they are both durable and visually appealing.
These funny dish towels can be hung or framed on your kitchen or bathroom wall as a decorative piece, guaranteeing to make your guests laugh as you prepare something for them. Kitchen chores become easy peasy with these absorbent kitchen towels, allowing you to tackle daily tasks like drying dishes, cooking, or cleaning up with a humorous twist.
Incredibly thin and highly absorbent, these funny hand towels are perfect for drying dishes or cleaning counters in a breeze. These funny bathroom decor items are definitely a good buy, as they are a dependable kitchen mate for cleaning anything from wine glasses to pots and pans.
These funny gifts for women are also great gag gifts for adults, making them the perfect present for your favorite coworker, chef, cook, sister, brother, neighbor, or friend. Measuring 27 inches x 27 inches, these adult humor kitchen towels can also serve as the perfect funny kitchen decor, drawing the attention of every guest, friend, or coworker.
Built to last, these funny hand towels can withstand extensive runs through the washer and dryer, with their hemmed edges making them extra durable. Absorbent, quick-drying, strong, and shrink-resistant, these fun kitchen towels are a reliable kitchen partner for everyday use.
Versatile and practical, the decorative hand towels are an all-around kitchen partner, suitable for hand drying, drying dishes or utensils, sopping up quick messes, and cleaning countertops, dining tables, or kitchen tables in seconds.
These absorbent kitchen towels make the perfect gift for everyday cleanup and big jobs like holiday meals. Whether it's for Christmas, Thanksgiving, Birthdays, or just any occasion, these gag gifts for adults are great funny gifts for women to friends, family, and coworkers, and the perfect last-minute gift.
product information:
| Attribute | Value | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| color | Spew Profanities | ||||
| brand | Honey Dew Gifts | ||||
| towel_form_type | Hand Towel | ||||
| material | Cotton | ||||
| product_dimensions | 27"L x 27"W | ||||
| number_of_items | 1 | ||||
| style | Durability | ||||
| pattern | Letter Print | ||||
| special_feature | Durability | ||||
| product_care_instructions | Machine Wash, Tumble Dry | ||||
| shape | Rectangular | ||||
| size | Small | ||||
| unit_count | 1.0 Count | ||||
| fabric_type | Cotton | ||||
| item_weight | 6.4 ounces | ||||
| manufacturer | Honey Dew Gifts | ||||
| country_of_origin | USA | ||||
| customer_reviews |
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| best_sellers_rank | #206,185 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining) #2,745 in Dish Cloths & Dish Towels | ||||
| date_first_available | February 1, 2020 |
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