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Happy Birthday Vintage Card - Grown-Up Humor
INSIDE GREETING: "Wishing you a motherfucking good birthday!"
The joy of aging lies not in the physical changes, but in the newfound freedom of expression. As one grows older, the shackles of propriety often fall away, revealing a world where profanity can be embraced as a delightful spice to life's flavors.
Our card offerings provide the perfect canvas for this liberating sentiment. Measuring a standard 5x7 inches, the notecard is accompanied by a matching envelope, allowing for a touch of elegance to complement the unapologetic charm of the message within.
Whether you opt for a blank interior, ready to be filled with your own personalized birthday wishes, or a pre-greeted design that speaks to the recipient's sense of humor, our products cater to a wide range of preferences. Peruse the product photos carefully to select the option that best suits your needs.
Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, the card's cover boasts a high-gloss finish, while the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless surface for your heartfelt penmanship. This makes the card a fitting choice for birthdays, whether the recipient is a beloved spouse, a cherished friend, or a family member.
Embracing a socially responsible ethos, we are proud to manufacture our products in the USA and Canada, supporting local economies for nearly four decades. Our cardstock is thick, white, and glossy, with a 30% recycled content, ensuring a sustainable approach to our craft. By minimizing our environmental impact, we strive to create not just amusing cards, but also products that reflect our commitment to responsible business practices.
In a world that often takes itself too seriously, our cards serve as a refreshing reminder to embrace life's lighter moments and express ourselves without inhibition. So go ahead, pen your most irreverent birthday wishes, secure in the knowledge that our products will deliver your message with the perfect balance of humor and style.
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